Mr B had a dream that our family went to visit another church (ugh!) but once we were seated I decided that we needed to move to another section (sounds perfectly reasonable), so we did. But once we got to the new section I discovered that Mr B had left all our stuff in the other section, so I say to him (in a loud and strident and demanding voice, I'm sure): "You forgot all our sh*t over there!" Which made the church lady in front of us REALLY mad. Who then got into a very accusatory argument with me 'bout my use of wordy-dirds IN CHURCH. So I left in a huff...naturally...with fellas in tow...naturally. Mr B assures me that this was the most true to life, vivid dream he has ever had of me. In my defense, I personally think it is perfectly reasonable to say, "You left our sh*t over there!" if you really did leave all our sh*t over there. Sheesh...! Those church ladies can be so judgey-judgey.
They can just kiss my grits!!!
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