Mr B presented me with a plastic yellow peace sign necklace at the skating rink last weekend. How romantic, right?!? I mean this was my 1979 fantasy come true-at last!!! I actually gave him the "eye" and forced him to kiss in public I was soooooo giddy with surprise. I mean that's the kinda thing that will help a guy get lucky-so I remind him. "Are you kidding me?!?" he responds. "After all the money I've spent this weekend on your clothes, swim suit, purses, and personal appearance paraphernalia?!? A $1 plastic necklace is what it takes to get LUCKY?!?"
"Yup," I blithely reply. "That's why it's called getting LUCKY. You just never know what's gonna tip the balance."
Gotta keep a man motivated, ladies.
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