I just ADORE making lists! It's one of life's most satisfying activities. Right up there with spa treatments, in my book. I even try and make Mr B sit down and make lists with me. I always tell him, "Let's play secretary and boss, and I'll take the notes!" (wink! wink!) But he's not buying any of that. That sh*t just gets on his nerves. What a killjoy... Anyhoo...!!!
What Excites Me:
1. Packing & planning for vacay!!! Always more fun than the event itself, ya know??? I just bought some adorable travel size products at Target. LOVE IT!
2. Phone calls and visits from good friends...outta the blue!!! Balm to the soul...
3. Nothing to do...nowhere I have to be...Ahhhh!!!
Sh*t that Irritates me for no Good Reason:
1. Cyclists-Get off the !@#fn road already!!! Don't make me and the dump truck try to swerve around you...@sshole. Leave that bike riding sh*t to the French or the 12 and under crowd. Sheesh...
2. Cleaning before, during, and after vacay. Sigh...
3. Crazy @ss coupon ladies who buy 19 bottles of blue cheese dressing and 37 bottles of Nestle Quick chocolate milk...Really?!?! Who needs all that?!?!? You're pissing off a whole lotta people waiting in line for sh*t we KNOW you don't need. And don 't act like you're sending that sh*t to starving kids in Africa...
Gotta go!!! More lists to make before departure time!!!
Toodles!
Sign of true friendship: I hate ALL of the same things you hate! IN.THAT.ORDER. :-)
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