True Confessions:

1. OK-I was impressed with Anthony Weiner's ummm, ya know...
2. Shia LaBoef should keep his mouth SHUT if he had the good fortune to get naked with Megan Fox. Only douche bags kiss and tell. MAN CODE, dude! Follow it.
3. Does anyone really give a rat's @ss about Lyndsey Lohan???
4. I can live with dirty floors, but I am NEUROTIC about tidiness.
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