Man-Dilemma

Five minutes before loading up and moving out for church, Mr B gets a very IMPORTANT phone call. From the CABLE GUY. Who wants to come by EARLY. I know, right?!? This is right up there with hitting the big lottery, for crying out loud. Whoever heard of a cable guy coming by EARLY?!? Preposterous! I could tell from Mr B's tight, pained voice that having to choose church over the cable guy was KILLING him. With every fiber of his being I could tell he wanted to shout, "C'mon over dude! I'll be waiting on ya, man!" The agony and pathos was EPIC. But instead he drove us to church all slouched over and deflated and defeated. Poor guy... Life just ain't fair.