Kate Middleton (the Duchess of Cambridge) is Bringing back Sheer Panythose
Ohhhhhh Gaawwwwddddd!!! Ring the Clarion Bells! Join Forces!
Ladies, be strong and STAND TOGETHER! Repeat after me: OH, HELL NO!!!
Member your mama spanking you before church and squeezing your arm cause you were whining and resistant to be rolled up in sagging hose that ALWAYS had a run in them and were sliding down your hips that you had to continually claw back up or pick out of your butt??? Remember surviving the 80's and all those godawful white hose we wore with all that permed hair???
Laws... I refuse. On principle. Been there. Done that.
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