Friday, July 31, 2009

Don't Wanna

OK-so you call this whining; I call this therapy. Please do not underestimate me. This list will continue to grow. I’m just getting started…

I don’t wanna….

…go on another diet-A-gain.
….hear about how exercise is the only thing that really works.
…think negative thoughts then have to say something nice.
…color my roots every 4 wks.
…share my diet pepsi.
….talk to you when I’m peeing.
…turn off the lights before going to bed.

...play nice.
...bite my tongue.
…give up naps.
…pay the piper.
…pick up clothes off the floor-A-gain.
…hear how inspiring your inservice was.
…hear about your upcoming cruise-paid for by your husband’s business.
…get my eyebrows-and other things-waxed on a regular basis.

…or go to that place that starts with an “s”!

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