Destiny

I think there is a reason that I struggle with weight loss. If I were skinny, I'd be on the pole. And God knows this. So as long as I'm fightin' those odd 30 lbs or so-I'm safe. And He (in his heavenly wisdom) knows this. But I'm warning ya'll now: If I really do get skinny this time-I'm gettin' on the pole. No joke. And everybody is gonna throw all their money at my hott, naked butt.