I'm throwing away the boy cut panties I recently bought-TODAY as a matter of fact. Because I will not be known as the town-butt-picker any longer. Honestly-there is no place I haven't picked my butt since wearing these modern day torture devices. At this point, I am running straight to the granny panty section. I will pay good money for sweet relief. Remember that scene from Bridgette Jone's Diary where the Hugh Grant character gets all turned on by "The Big Panties" (say it with a British accent-hilarious!)??? That's what I'm going for here...
And check out that retro ad! Disturbing, huh? Wonder if Mr B would be game for this get up???
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