Lil brother is always asking me, "Truth or Dare?!?" And then gets really irritated when I aways choose truth. "Why don't you ever choose dare?" he demands. "Well-because I don't want to do one your dares. If I did chose dare, what would you make me do?" And after a moment's pause, he decides, "I dare you to eat a roly-poly!" Exactly my point. I don't do dares.
So once he realizes I am not going to eat a roly-poly and truth is his only option, he scrunches his face into a contemplation pose and then cautiously asks, "Have you ever broken glass...on purpose?" His semi-guilty tone makes me pause from unloading the dishwasher, and I turn and face him to better scrutinize his angelic lil face. "No, I don't think I've ever done that....have you???"
Lil brother: "Hey! It's not your turn!" And I choose dare..."
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