Father's Day

Dear boys,
I would like to tell you that your father is perfect-but the truth is: he’s not. And I even have the evidence to prove it:

When you were babies, he would throw you HIGH into the air (while you giggle-screamed in glee!) just to see how close to the ceiling fan he could get you. I-on the hand-was a nagging, nervous wreck about the whole thing.

Your dad has taught you everything you know-about farts and burping. I wish he could have skipped that part. What could possibly be so funny and entertaining every single time???

Your dad has let you use tools that I would have only allowed-at the age of 21: Remember using the ax???

Your dad has exposed you to some of the frightening and dangerous aspects of the world: the zombie movie and paintball come to mind. Never mind rock wall climbing and white water rafting.

Your dad lets you stay up waaaaayyyyy later than he should on vacay and camp outs and spend the nights. And he listens in. And will get in your friend’s bid’ness.

Oh-and all those violent war games and movies-that’s all on him, by the way.

Your dad is a sucker for a milkshake treat or a pizza and will buy you one at the slightest provocation.

Your dad will holler at you anytime, anywhere, in front of anybody without hesitation or regret. And will even bust your butt-in public. He is never embarrassed. And doesn’t care if you are.

Your dad lets you all off the hook for church on Sunday a little too often for my taste. But you better be ready to bow your head and pray and say your yes ma’ams-every single time. He will not negotiate on these. Ever.

Your dad will tell other people when you have messed up. He doesn’t believe in protecting your privacy. So don’t act stupid… unless you want everyone discussin’ it.

So there it is, guys. You have an imperfect dad. And yes-I would have done things differently-safer at least. Lucky for you-he’s been there for you every adventurous step of the way. And plans to keep it that way. Even when it’s not convenient or wanted. You’ve been warned. Try and stay safe, k?

Love you both to the back door of heaven,
mom

PS: Your dad is gonna LOVE seeing Toy Story 3 with you guys today!!! He's been hanging on to those toys for years now. Please act like you like it too.