Ya know what is so refreshing about leaving your zip code and taking a vacay??? It gives you new sh*t to worry 'bout! And we all know that it is vital to the well being of the universe to give your LAST NERVE a break once in a while. For example, here's what was on my vacay worry list:
1. Was that sea weed touching my ankle....!@#$?!? ...followed by wild thrashing.
2. ...one scoop???...or TWO?!?
3. So what is my shuffle board score NOW???
4. Is it time to reapply my sunblock???
5. Oh hell! That wave is gonna RUIN my hair!
6. Do these flip flops match my suit...???
7. Pirates or Transformers...that is the question.
8. So what is the protocol for reinserting a boob into a wave bashed suit???
9. If I owned this place, those curtains would HAVE to go!
10. OMG!!!! WHERE IS MY LIPGLOSS!?!
FYI-Two Ibuoprofen and a four hour nap in a wet swimming suit can cure a fun hangover!!!
Sounds perfect!
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