As I stepped into the shower this morning, I spontaneously veered to the counter to take my birth control pill, lest I should forget (the cardinal no-no). In my rush to hop back into the shower, I drop it. Dammit! So I drop to all fours and desperately pat down the cold tiles. Eureka! Under the floor mat! And while still kneeling on the floor-butt naked-I pop the dusty, fuzz covered pill into my mouth and swallow-with no water and no reservation about the cleanliness of my bathroom floor (which is dirty-btw).
That's how freakin' serious I am about not inviting Judy TAMPONelli back to my house. Judy...gotta GO.
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