Complaint Manager

Complaint Department

Blither Blather has gone all up-town since reaching 50 plus readers. So to keep up with the demands of a busy (off the rails) blog, I have hired a new employee. Her name is Ms. Beatrice BreakingPoint. She will be the Manager of the Complaint Department here at Blither Blather headquarters. Please feel free to email us at: blitherblather@rocketmail.com to complain, offer suggestions, get clarification, suggest new topics or links, express sympathy or surprise or horror, or just to pass on idle gossip (Ms Beatrice BreakingPoint sniffed at this aspect of her job duties).

Ms. Beatrice BreakingPoint is a retired schoolteacher who has 50 years in the trenches; as you might imagine, she does not suffer fools lightly. Ms Beatrice BreakingPoint informed me of her educational philosophy during our interview: she does not tolerate "funny business." On that note, SHE informed ME what days, times, etc., her services would be available and what tasks she is willing to perform (a very short list) and more importantly what tasks she will NOT perform (a longer, more detailed list). Of course, the good news is that as a retired schoolteacher, she is willing to work for $3.75 a week-quite a bonus from her daily 50 cent earnings from her retirement fund. So how could I say no to slave labor??? So please make Ms Beatrice BreakingPoint feel at home at Blither Blather (she has already informed me that the name of this blog is completely juvenile and silly, and she has plans to elevate the nature of the content and discussions beginning IMMEDIATELY). It looks like Ms B. BreakingPoint will not only be handling YOUR complaints, but offering up some of her own...

The first 5 emailers to contact Ms Beatrice BreakingPoint at blitherblather@rocketmail.com will get a SNEAK PEAK at the NEW SECRET RECIPE (you share-you die!!!) that will be debuted on October 23rd at the Wild Angels Jewelry party. Stay tuned for more updates from Ms Beatrice BreakingPoint!