Ok-fall break is almost over. And reality rang the d*mn doorbell on my house party. So it’s back to work I go-hi ho, hi ho, hi ho! So instead of boring you with a list of what I have accomplished (because really-who cares, right???), I thought I’d tell you about what I didn’t get around to this go around:
(What Not) To-Do List:
Grading essays: nope-nada-didn’t even cross my mind. The ungraded essay is like the cockroach: it will always be around. So why not learn to live with them?
Cleaning out the boys’ closets: a wise Chinese man once said-let sleeping closets lie. And I don't mess around with ancient Asians...
Decorating for Halloween: not feeling creeped out enough to put weird, dead stuff around my house.
Exercising/refraining from guilty pleasures: sour cream & onion chips for breakfast are fab. And checking Facebook 9,476 times an hour takes commitment-and surely burns at least one calorie.
Wearing real clothes: the red plaid bathrobe is an all-occasion-wardrobe MUST. Anyone who rings my doorbell-get ready to see it in all its glory (just ask the swimmers at the pool).
Pedicure: ½ way completed-but with flip flop season nearly over, why the h*ll bother???
Ignored required reading: this will give my bible study group a real reason to pray for me-no more making it up as I go.
Words of Wisdom from the Oracle of Undone Housework:
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
Erma Bombeck:
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