Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Girlfriend Vows


If you’re a hater-so am I.
If you think she’s a #@%!-I’m a total believer. No proof necessary.
If you talk smack-I’m rolling up my sleeves and will trash talk 5 minutes more than you.
If you become paranoid-I am looking over my shoulder too. Hey, did you SEE THAT!?!
If you take a ride on the crazy train-I’m buying a ticket and sitting in the front seat.
And when you’re over it-I will totally assure you of how fair and reasonable and long suffering you have been through it all.

Now what man could promise ALL THAT???

5 comments:

  1. Not one man can do any of that much less ALL! CB4D!

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  2. You do all this and then some . . .

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  3. Is it wise to be a follower and not form your own opinion of people? What happens when someone leads you down a blind path?

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  4. welcome, lenora! you actually asked a rational question. might be tough to answer in that case...

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