A real world Would-You-Rather dilemma:
Here goes...Would you rather....
be locked in a hotel room with 2 kids ramped up on diet pepsi, funnel cake, and chocolate covered ice cream who are Kamikazi leaping from bed to bed while shrieking and beating the crap out of each other with the two foam swords you bought that seemed like a good idea at the time because there are no kid channels on the TV...???
OR....
be with Mr B at the high school band reunion listening to Stephanie Jo talk about the time in 10th grade when the flute section got wild and crazy on the bus trip to FL over spring break while the wife of the tuba player has you cornered as she tells you about the time her sister dated the 1st chair trombone player and her clarinet rival threatened to kick her ass ....???
Both sound dreadful. HOWEVER, the right amount of alcohol and or good mood pills could spice up either experience. Don't tell me you are really in this dilemma???
ReplyDeleteI would pick the kids EVERY time!!! I would also be high on diet pepsi and stuffed from funnel cake, etc.
ReplyDeleteI'd just lay back on the bed and watch the back of my eyelids and pray silently to myself, "Lord, take me now."
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Bedtime will have to come eventually for the kids, but the second option could go on forever. If you're traveling, you might have some Dramamine handy. Just sayin'...
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