One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries. Winnie the Pooh's Creator A. A. Milne
I have determined that venturing upstairs to the boy quarters is bad for one’s health. Heart rate, pulse, blood pressure immediately spike. Followed by shallow breathing, rapid blinking, dizziness, and intense pressure in the chest and head. Sinus and sphincters twitch as you slide into shock:
A collection of dead batteries and broken pencils !?!
Towels jammed around the pee stained toilet !?!
Lego and bionicle shrapnel in your machine gun alley hallway !?!
Plastic guns wedged in the book case !?!
The remote control in the sink !?!
Couch cushions lined up as an obstacle course !?!
Bows and arrows leaned up against the fish tank !?!
Dirty sock grenades behind every piece of furniture !?!
Miniature Army men with trained assualt rifles who monitor your every move !?!
A pepsi can under the bed !?!
Is that a booger ON THE WALL !?!?!?!?!?!?!
I have blocked out the remaining 92% of the damage. There has got to be a pill for this.
Lots of pills to cure this one. Gettin your hands on 'em is the challenge! going to jail after you do find them--an even bigger challenge. However, while in jail you won't have to see the boy chaos!
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