Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Paradox (n) a contradiction



*I love a clean house: But housework is a b*tch!
*Buying new clothes is a thrill: Until you have to wash 9 loads every Saturday.
*Being thin is the way to live: Unless you have to diet and exercise.
*Being a winner is the ultimate thrill: but losers always gain more.
*Being a mother is the best job on earth: If you like being a slave to loud, obnoxious, messy, people.
*Staying at home would be the ultimate job: As long as no one ever needed anything.
*Even lying on a beach in paradise would eventually become drudgery without the opportunity to b*tch about chores, work, & family obligations!

....C'est la vie!
(phrase of the week-please join me in this movement)

3 comments:

  1. I don't know that I agree with the last one. As long as I had a never-ending stack of good books and a few cute guys attending me, I think I could deal with it.

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  2. Maybe we should all try the last one together and see????

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