Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Get Up Off Your @ss Tues!

Just want ya’ll to know that I’ve really been kicking myself in the butt for promising that I was gonna make Tuesdays Get Up Off Your Ass Day. Now I’m panicking that I’ve made a public proclamation and am gonna have to Get Up Off My Ass…. Ok-I guess that WAS the whole point….

So here’s my struggle: diet & exercise. Hate them both equally. But I have some damage to repair from the previous year. So I’m gonna use public pressure to manipulate myself into getting started. Pretty sneaky, huh???

So here are my 3 goals for the week:

1. Weigh in on Tues (pee first, get completely naked, turn out lights except for night light, bend one knee slightly to relieve some scale pressure, squint eyes nearly shut, then quickly peak at the numbers while holding my breath, subtract three just cuz, and jump back in the bed and pretend that it was all just a bad dream).
2. Walk to my neighborhood bible study group meeting on Wednesday instead of driving my lazy ass there.
3. I will not complain about camping this weekend. I will not complain about camping this weekend. I will not complain…. Surely all this self restraint will burn calories, right???

Oh, hell. This is gonna be hard...

Feel free to post your own Get up Off Your Ass Goal!

2 comments:

  1. I have 2 GOYA Goals this week. Neither of which can be published. Trust me when I say that they are concrete and probably not attainable. I'll let you know how I do!

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  2. My goal this week is to do a little laundry every day. I absolutely HATE laundry, thus I almost always have a mountain of clean clothes on the sofa. I got caught up over fall break. Can I stay that way? I know it's lame, but it's the best I have right now.

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